16 June, 2009

Client Service

Ted E.'s long-used excuse for flinging rubbish information at clients like an incontinent caged monkey, and for randomly attacking everyone that fails to do likewise is that it's good client service, where "good" = "something, anything, as long as I don't have to think about it".

A member of another team has just told Ted E. that a client needs something by close of business today.

Ted E.'s response?  "Stiff shit."

Ted E's considered response? Walk over to the Stress Fiend, tell her that she'll need to look after it, and that the client "has written all this shit over his request, and he can't have it. You'll need to tell him that."

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