"I like to watch..."

Ted E.'s on an energy-efficiency kick, courtesy of a council brochure dropped into his letterbox offering to do an energy-efficiency check of his house.

"My neighbours are so wasteful with their lights. Every time I look into their place at night they've got all the lights on, in all the rooms. Front rooms, back rooms, everywhere."

I'll just leave you to think about that statement for a moment.  It doesn't get any less creepy.