21 October, 2009

Sometimes this place makes me laugh

Redneck Tech: "I'm getting a dog. A rottweiler."

Invertebrate: "You're nuts."


"Because you've got small kids, and Rottweilers like eating people."

"Any animal can be a danger to small kids. You just have to train them properly."

"They eat adults, too."

"I know! Isn't that cool?"

"What are you going to do if it turns on you or the kids?"

"I've got plenty of guns. It won't be a problem."  Pause.  "And it's not like it would be the first time, anyway."

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