Project Death Spiral latest

And after the latest round of meetings, I'm now the new team leader for Project Death Spiral.

But no-one's calling me that officially because the project has lost the last two people to hold that title.

And, possibly, because they might then have to pay me more money. As it is, the Project Office are pre-emptively citing the infamous "other duties as required" clause, and arguing that "this is the kind of thing you might be doing when you're job actually starts".