Ted E., Man of Action

The two beliefs that drive Ted E. at work are: give the client what they want, and act immediately.

Unfortunately this tends to fall down tragically when:

1. what the client wants isn't what they need or are entitled to;
2. Ted E. doesn't understand what the client wants;
3. Ted E. doesn't actually read the client's email and acts immediately to give them what he thinks they want.

Hi-jinx ensue.