08 February, 2011

No-one deserves this.

La Mondaine shambles into work half an hour late and immediately shares her morning's bowel difficulties with us.


Perhaps I should rephrase that: "shares descriptions of her morning's bowel difficulties".

Now she's racking her brains to recall the comprehensive history of everyone else in the office who's ever suffered a stomach upset, presumably with a view to tracking them all down through the course of the day to compare symptoms.

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