Arrived to find nothing apparently working. Marvin the Paranoid Security Officer explained that I couldn't get my security pass:
"Nothing's working today. Typical. Can't even take ID photos without the computer rejecting them. All the ones I took this morning - gone. And there are alarms going off all over the building, but can I get anyone to do anything about them? Not a sausage. You could try coming back later but, honestly, things probably won't be working any better then, either. Mondays? Don't talk to me about Mondays..."
The forms that were supposed to have been put through to set me up with computer, network and internet access haven't been, either. I can see this is going to be a productive start to things.
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