15 December, 2011

Freudian slips

It's telling that when the Stress Fiend begins working herself up to start a pointless fight about something, what she means to say is:
"I'm going to stir things up right now!"

But what actually comes out of her mouth is:
"I'm going to muddy the waters right now!"
Guess which one turns out to be the more reliable forecast?

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