"I need you to redraft this email that your minion wrote. I want it to say something different."
"Okay. What would you like it to say?"
"Something more meaningful that we can use as standard response to queries about this in future."
"Okay, but what would you like it to say?"
"Something better. Something people can understand."
"About what?"
"What your minion wrote. But different. Make it universally applicable. And concise."
"Universally applicable but concise."
"Exactly. And unambiguous, too."
Uh-huh.